I mean it couldn’t be me. I put the ads on my site. I put them everywhere I could. What am I supposed to do if Google can’t figure out what the page is about? I added the word asbestos on the page enough times. So what if my site is a free download site. That page is about asbestos and that’s a high paying keyword. I’ll bet Google is even keeping traffic away from my site on purpose so they can keep all the money.
I was reading on this forum how you need to go after the keywords that pay the most so I did. I made a page about auto insurance quotes, and one about college loan consolidation and one about refinancing mortgages. Just like all those lists say, but Google gets it wrong all the time and I don’t make anything. They just keeping showing those stupid free download ads. I know I have those downloads all over the page too, but that’s what my site is about. But I put those good keywords in too. Those ads never show up though.
I saw awhile ago this guy Markus made like over a million in a few months, but he was lucky. He had a lot of traffic and a dating site. I’d start a dating site too if I knew more about how to program one. Man if I had that traffic I’d be rich too. Why can’t I have a dating site. Those things practically come with their own traffic. Every one I’ve ever seen has lots of people already on them. And those people looking for dates will click on anything. It’s not fair. Just because I can’t program I can’t have a dating site. I could make easy money with a dating site.
One guy was telling me I should set up these channels or something to track things. What would it matter to know that all the ads suck? I can already tell I’m not making anything. Besides that would have taken a lot of time to add all my URLs and create the new code. I’ve already got the ads on the site. What am I supposed to take them down to put up the code again. I mean I’m not making any money. I already know that. Knowing how bad I’m doing is just going to make me feel worse. It’s not going to make the ads pay more and get clicked more. And I put the ads everywhere I could think of already. There’s no more room for more anyway.
I’ll bet Google isn’t reporting my real clicks. They probably just want to keep all the money themselves. I have to be getting more than two clicks a week. I get something like 50 hits every day. More than two of them must be clicking. I’ve got ads all over the page. How could you miss them? Yeah, Google’s keeping my clicks. Invalid my ass. Those clicks are real, but they just keep all the money and don’t tell me. I even complained about it once in an email, but Google never got back to me.
I read on one blog about making the ads blend into the page. Like that guy knew anything. How are you supposed to see them and know they’re ads if the look like everything else? Yeah, right I’m going to take the advice of someone who doesn’t even have AdSense on their site. I bought that ebook instead. Now that guy knew what he was talking about. I saw his stats too. He was getting mad clicks.
I did everything he said. I followed his system. I used all those high paying keywords and placed the ads where he did. I even used the same colors he did, but it still didn’t work for me. I’ll bet I’m in the sandbox. That’s just not fair that Google tries to keep people like me down. If it weren’t for me clicking on all their ads they wouldn’t even be making money in the first place.
I hardly make anything when someone clicks anyway. I hear Google keeps like 95% of the money and tries to screw the rest of us. Figures. The ads are on my site you know. I should be making 95% of the money. It’s not like Google made my site. I did that. I copied my friend’s site. Even used some of his content since it sounded good. The rest I got from those article sites. Google didn’t do any of that. Why should they get to keep all the money.
The worst is just when I started to make some money they banned me. I didn’t click on my ads at all either. I’m not stupid. I only used my brother’s computer or the library. I had my girlfriend click most of the time. There’s no way I clicked my own ads. At least not a lot. Google was just out to get me. They keep me from making any money and as soon as I figure out how to make some they kick me out and keep all my money. Man they suck.
I could have been rich if it weren’t for Google.
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